Men, We Are A Different Species

   Guys, we are something else.  One thing that I'm so confident that almost all men do, is fall for girls easy.  Gay men, almost all of you do it too for men.  I'll talk about falling for girls because that's what I've experienced first hand.  Again, almost all men, there are always exceptions.
   If we get a girlfriend, we like them.  A lot.  And if we've liked them before going out, then we have already fallen for you girls way ahead of the relationship schedule.  So we've learned to play it cool and not scare you off.
   We don't even have to know the girl.  If you ask any guy if he has a momentary crush on a girl he passes by on the street or at the mall or at Jamba Juice or that one time at Food 4 Less with my grandma, there's a 98% chance that they will say yes. 
   If a pretty girl we don't know is nice to us, we imagine our lives with them.  What is with us?  I think it's just animal instinct and evolution that drives us to think we should reproduce with anyone we want to reproduce with to keep the species alive.
    Also, if you're my friend on Facebook you've seen that when guys are going to pee, and a fly is hovering over the toilet, we automatically try to blast it with piss.
   Men are able to live with anything.  If there's a crap load of ants in our rooms, we won't do anything about it.  If we leave something out and ants get in it, then the peace is broken and we take action.  But otherwise we are harmonious with nature.  Even where we live.
   If men don't shave for a while unintentionally, we will spent a large percentage of the day playing with our facial hair somehow and want a beard, but then it gets itchy.
   It might be pretty obvious, but even the guys you wouldn't think would do it, we've all flexed in front of the mirror.
   Guys have always wanted to be able to drive when we were little to drive really fast like in the movies.  Traffic laws and safety are disappointing to us because we believe we can drive really fast all the time and not get hurt ever.
    Now ladies reading this, go out and compliment something masculine in a guy whether it's true or not; apparent in them or not.  It doesn't matter what people say, guys will believe in in the back of their minds until the day we die.

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"Dance Dance Dance"

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Lykke Li

Thanks for reading,

Fernando