Girls & Make Up

I'm not an expert on "make up" art. To those who work at the Make Up Departments at department stores like Macy's and what not, not all, but some of you shouldn't work there like an obese person working as a Nutritionist.  As a common occurrence that we all see, you wear too much make up like all other ladies.  Men (straight or gay) that work there, if you're wearing too much make up, I don't know how to address you other than the fact that you're still a man and there are things that are made and used just for women, so please show some restraint on how much you use.  But I don't have to be an expert on make up art to know what's not attractive and what is because believe it or not, ladies, you're not all wearing make up for fashion experts.  The general public sees this and I happen to be part of the general public.
Both men and women clearly see this when some ladies pass by and they're what I call a Cake; it looks like they have make up on so thick that it's like they have a layer of icing on them like a cake and you can take your finger and get a chunk of it off.  Except here you probably don't want to lick it off your finger.
First of all, ladies who paint their eye brows on: what are you doing?  Who are you trying to fool?  I know some people won't like to read this, but the fact remains that, they're just eye brows.  Your fellow women don't find that attractive because they're probably into men.  And any women that are into women, I want to know if you think that a lady with no eye brows and then paints them on is hot.  Men don't care about eye brows and if anything, not having any eye brows can't be all too attractive and painting on thick red ones isn't kindling the fire (if you know what I mean).  Eye brows aren't important, so ladies, shape them the way you want or just let them be, it doesn't matter because at least you have eye brows.
Second, ladies with the crafty eye liner hands and mascara, when you accentuate big beautiful eyes and nice full eye lashes to bat at all the gentlemen, it looks great.   The ladies that have fake eye lashes: what can I even say?  It's obvious that they're fake like a guy wearing a cheap toupee.  Sometimes for parties and nightlife you ladies like to paint on an Egyptian accent to the ends of your eye lids and that's cool because it looks nice and hey, it's a party; look good, get crazy, it's all good.  But the girls that wear a crap load of eye liner 24/7 and/or have a Cleopatra complex, an half an inch is pretty small on a ruler, but on your face, it's like a mile.  We're all mammals and women are no exception.  If you're a lady and are wearing eye liner that look like black goggles, that's not a pretty human female--it's a Raccoon. 
Third, this is for all the Cakes out there.  It's easy to understand why having nice skin seems to be key to looking pretty.  It's genetically bred into women to have soft textured skin and when it seems less than perfect there's a lot of media that tells you to compensate for it.  Wearing as much make up as the amount of snow New York gets in the winter hides your skin really well, but what can you wear to hide all the make up?
Ladies that wear lip liner and no lipstick and/or wearing lipstick that just doesn't go well, there is just no hope for you and you wasted your time if you read this.
If at any point anyone reading this thought, "Fernando, who are you to tell any girl what they should look like?  They can make themselves look like however they want because it's their face and you don't have to look at it," if ladies want to look like clowns for themselves, they can walk around with a mirror in front of them so as to spare the public's eyes.  If ladies look like this to please the man that they're with, they're not attracting very classy guys.
Make up is supposed to enhance a woman's natural features, not create a new face.  There's a lot of pressure on women to look better like the pretty girls on TV and movies.  But those women only look that way because of professionals doing their make up and plastic surgery.  These ladies are only trying to look so good because that's their job for the media and the public and have nothing else but to look good.
Ladies if you have a friend suffering from these issues, please let them know that they are not doing in the best interest of their appearance.  If you really care about them, let them know.
They say a beautiful girl is one in a million.  But that isn't true.  An unattractive girl only comes about every one in a million so the chances that any lady reading this is unattractive means that they can also win the lottery.  Every girl is beautiful and doesn't need make up hiding it.

Song of the Day

"You Dropped the Bomb On Me"

by

The Gap Band

Thanks for reading,

Fernando