The Answers To The Few Questions I Got

   I got a few questions and I think they're entertaining enough and that makes for a pretty good blog.  Thanks for everyone that participated.  Even you Comment at 12:46, you dead baby sex loving bitch.

Q:

"How many times have you cheated on Stacey?
And how many times have you had sex with Nalani, since you've been with Stacey?"

   A:  For the first question: 0 times.  And I think all 0 times was worth it and it was awesome beyond your wildest dreams where you think of this shit that I do, get a life.  For the second question: 0 times.  Judging by how specific you are, I don't think that the issue you have is with me because I don't mind anyone bashing just me, but bringing in someone else is pretty shitty of you.  You should be a coward and post an anonymous opinions that you're too afraid to say with your own name on Nalani's Facebook because you're probably her friend on Facebook, you hypocritical goat fucker.

Q:

"What is your favorite color? Please only choose one.
What does your future include?"

  

   A: My favorite color changes by my mood everyday so if I chose one, today it is brown.  My future includes for sure a lot of fun and a lot of struggle.  I think I'm probably going to buy a wicked cool guitar in the future.  And get a nice apartment.

Q:

"What is one of your biggest regrets and/or accomplishments in your life so far?"

   A:  One of my biggest regrets so far is not doing everything I could have.  Like those opportunities that for some reason I chose not to make happen but I could've easily done it.  These things include getting good grades, participating in school functions more, and just plain going for wild things that I was too shy to do.  One of the biggest accomplishments I've had so far is moving out and going somewhere I want to be and trying to make things happen for myself and failing and succeeding and failing and succeeding as time goes on.

Q:

"who will win the superb owl this year?"

   A:  The Vikings.  But by accepting my answer as truth, I am not to be held liable for any money, or pride, lost in the events of the Vikings not winning the superbowl.

Q:

"what the fuck is an Aposiopesis?what about Fuliginous?And what in the hell is an Incunabulum?or a Zymurgy? Can you tell me what a Xenoglossy is? And in what way can a bonobo use generative language to communicate? What about Rocco the Collie? If a girl has two dildos (one named toby the other herbert)will she be completely dissapionted when she sees the real thing? Ohhh and in what does a girl have to do to be considered a hoodrat?"

   A:  The first, a rhetorical term for an unfinished thought or broken---.  The second, sooty or smokey.  The third, an artifact of an early period.  The fourth, the branch of chemistry that deals with fermentation like in brewing beer.  The fifth, the paranormal phenomenon in which a person is able to speak a language they have never been taught or known of.  The sixth, I don't know.  The seventh, I also don't know.  The eighth, I don't think she will because the real thing is always better.  The ninth, she would have to type lIkE DiZz and wear hella make up and have her hair teased all the time.

Q:

"What is the biggest mistake you've ever made?"

   A:  The biggest mistake I ever made was when I got out in the spelling be for making a mistake on a word.  It's hard to think of a mistake I made and not committed. 

Q:

"The bird is the word..... ? and how does that make you feel?"

   A:  Yes it is in fact the word.  Everyone is talking about it.  It makes me feel papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...

Thanks for the questions, they were entertaining and I hope the reading is entertaining too.

Song of the Day

"Like A G6"

by

Far East Movement

Thanks for reading,

Fernando